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Feb. 24th, 1998 03:56 pm[Fade into a non-descript office; various people are milling about. MARVIN is typing at his desk. MARGARET is fussing with papers. The door opens and HELEN walks in.]
HELEN: Hey, folks.
MARVIN: [not looking up] Where the heck have _you_ been for the last two hours?
HELEN: I was getting my hair done. Didn't you get my voicemail?
MARVIN: [looks up, leers] Yeah, but i didn't believe it; way i figure it, there's no helping your hair, and by the looks of things, it seems i'm right. [guffaws]
HELEN: [narrows eyes, sneers] You DARE!
[HELEN's eyes start to glow, and her hair suddenly turns into a writhing mass of hissing snakes. She gazes at MARVIN, who obediently turns to stone. HELEN looks around.]
HELEN: Anyone _else_ got any comments about my hair? [peers at MARGARET]
MARGARET: [averts her eyes] It's— it's lovely! Wonderful! I really should go there soon!
[HELEN snickers softly and walks towards her desk. Scene blurs slightly. Shot of product and name appear on screen.]
VOICEOVER: Gorgon hair products. Available only at X Industries Hair and Brain Salons.
[Fade out.]