our own penal colony

[rone]

<dem> idaho is being bitchy hot. grr. weather.
<todd> Outlaw weather by executive order.
<todd> It'd be totally cool, but those damned activist judges....
<todd> And how.
<rone> i have a hot activist judge in my pants
<lb> rone, did you finally rename your manpart from Judge Judy?
<rone> i think it still bears the name i gave it in high school
<lb> so, Judge Wopner, then?
<rone> Fapner
<lb> Nice.
<rone> time to go pound the gavel
<lb> honorable mention: "I'm holding you in contempt".