2006-03-09

rone: (cornholio)
2006-03-09 11:37 am
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men with hats

[livejournal.com profile] mmcirvin commented: I always figured Paul VI's smartly streamlined metal tiara allowed him to punch through walls more effectively.

paul VI dumps his tiara in the recycling bin at st. peter's
Streamlined?  It looks tiered to me; in fact, it looks like...
devo plastic hat from 'freedom of choice'
Are we not popes?  WE ARE PEPO!

rone: (Default)
2006-03-09 11:37 am
Entry tags:

men with hats

[livejournal.com profile] mmcirvin commented: I always figured Paul VI's smartly streamlined metal tiara allowed him to punch through walls more effectively.

paul VI dumps his tiara in the recycling bin at st. peter's
Streamlined?  It looks tiered to me; in fact, it looks like...
devo plastic hat from 'freedom of choice'
Are we not popes?  WE ARE PEPO!

rone: (stop casting porosity)
2006-03-09 05:48 pm
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mumble mumble

I'm so in love with myself, i've spent the afternoon digging through my own trash to find little verbal nuggets that still make me giggle:

That's part of the Internet's allure. Its invisible hand takes away by dissociating you from physical human interaction and rendering you just another voice in the dissonant miasma; thus, simultaneously, the invisible hand gives by becoming the ultimate equalizer. We are all equal in the eyes of our god. The Internet is communism, democracy, and anarchy rolled into an improbable, burning bundle.
I meant socialism instead of communism, but still, that last sentence is money.

Also, to expand on an old notion, a cynic is like a Twinkie: a toxic, unappealing, and impervious outer layer that surrounds a delicate and sweet heart.

rone: (stop casting porosity)
2006-03-09 05:48 pm
Entry tags:

mumble mumble

I'm so in love with myself, i've spent the afternoon digging through my own trash to find little verbal nuggets that still make me giggle:

That's part of the Internet's allure. Its invisible hand takes away by dissociating you from physical human interaction and rendering you just another voice in the dissonant miasma; thus, simultaneously, the invisible hand gives by becoming the ultimate equalizer. We are all equal in the eyes of our god. The Internet is communism, democracy, and anarchy rolled into an improbable, burning bundle.
I meant socialism instead of communism, but still, that last sentence is money.

Also, to expand on an old notion, a cynic is like a Twinkie: a toxic, unappealing, and impervious outer layer that surrounds a delicate and sweet heart.

rone: (Default)
2006-03-09 09:34 pm
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damn it all to hell

All right, who the hell thought it was OK for Brad Templeton to become EFF's chairman?  And why the hell did they not consult me first?

rone: (bofh)
2006-03-09 09:34 pm
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damn it all to hell

All right, who the hell thought it was OK for Brad Templeton to become EFF's chairman?  And why the hell did they not consult me first?