one of the many reasons that we're glad that we moved
[ronebofh,
2wanda, and
elmuchacho are cleaning out the garage at their old house in order to hand over a clean garage with the rest of the clean house to the new tenants. WAYNE, a douchebag neighbor who looks like Wilford Brimley with a shit-eating grin, walks across the street.]
WAYNE: Hey! How's it going?
RONE: Going all right. We got tenants for the house, so we have to finish cleaning up the garage before they move in.
WAYNE: Tenants, huh? Good! Is it a white man?
RONE: What's that?
WAYNE: White man?
RONE: [pauses, somewhat incredulous, then smiles] No.
[WAYNE laughs and walks away. Suddenly, his head explodes, Scanners-style. RONE rubs his forehead.]
RONE: [sotto voce, to himself] Shoulda done that years ago.
It's so much easier
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Actually, I think it is now acceptable to hold the guy down and tattoo DOUCHEBAG® on his forehead in that Olde English FancyScript.
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(Anonymous) 2012-02-27 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)Good luck with the tenant!
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