rone: (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
2012-12-12 03:27 pm
Entry tags:

dear ubuntu: "fuck" and "you"

# apt-get install openjdk-7-jre
[...]
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
  openjdk-7-jre: Depends: openjdk-7-jre-headless (>= 7~b117~pre1-0lucid1) but it is not going to
  be installed
E: Broken packages
# apt-get install openjdk-7-jre-headless
[...]
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
  openjdk-7-jre-headless: Depends: openjdk-7-jre-lib (>= 7~b117~pre1-0lucid1) but it is not going
  to be installed
E: Broken packages
# apt-get install openjdk-7-jre-lib
[...]
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
  openjdk-7-jre-lib: Depends: openjdk-7-jre-headless (>= 7b89~pre1) but it is not going to be
  installed
E: Broken packages
rone: (Default)
2009-11-06 10:51 pm

what

<[livejournal.com profile] davewsmith_blog> so, the bizarro 'this can't be happening' bug today is eventually explained as documented ms sql server behavior.
<dws> when provided with a datetime in milliseconds, it rounds to the nearest 1/300th of a second, which may be in the future.

rone: (waagh)
2009-07-26 04:36 pm

we've rounded up these links in order to humanely release them back into the wild

rone: (Default)
2009-07-26 04:36 pm

we've rounded up these links in order to humanely release them back into the wild

rone: (mesna)
2008-12-11 12:01 pm
Entry tags:

sensors detect weapons-grade stupidity, captain

I can't give you a choice quote from this obstreperous and bizarrely fatuous letter because i can't seem to pick only one.  All i can say is that this teacher makes anti-GNU zealot [livejournal.com profile] jmaynard look almost moderate and informed.

rone: (Default)
2008-12-11 12:01 pm
Entry tags:

sensors detect weapons-grade stupidity, captain

I can't give you a choice quote from this obstreperous and bizarrely fatuous letter because i can't seem to pick only one.  All i can say is that this teacher makes anti-GNU zealot [livejournal.com profile] jmaynard look almost moderate and informed.

rone: (bofh)
2008-12-04 11:51 pm
Entry tags:

dear lazyweb

I want to run a command that will give me the contents of a file, except for the last two lines.  I know that tail -2 filename will give me the last two lines of a file, and head -2 filename will give me the first two lines of a file.  Now, tail +2 filename will give me contents of a file, starting with line 2.  It's not a symmetrical option, but i can at least work with that.  However, the head command lacks this elegant mode; otherwise, i would infer that head +3 filename would give me what i want.  Is there a simple command that can do what i want?  I figure i can implement this in some fugly perl script, but that is not the damn point.

rone: (Default)
2008-12-04 11:51 pm
Entry tags:

dear lazyweb

I want to run a command that will give me the contents of a file, except for the last two lines.  I know that tail -2 filename will give me the last two lines of a file, and head -2 filename will give me the first two lines of a file.  Now, tail +2 filename will give me contents of a file, starting with line 2.  It's not a symmetrical option, but i can at least work with that.  However, the head command lacks this elegant mode; otherwise, i would infer that head +3 filename would give me what i want.  Is there a simple command that can do what i want?  I figure i can implement this in some fugly perl script, but that is not the damn point.

rone: (bofh)
2008-10-17 10:45 am
Entry tags:

i can't be the first person to make this joke

After a few days of use, it's evident to me that the reason why they called it Evolution is because it's far away from intelligent design.

rone: (Default)
2008-10-17 10:45 am
Entry tags:

i can't be the first person to make this joke

After a few days of use, it's evident to me that the reason why they called it Evolution is because it's far away from intelligent design.

rone: (scohol)
2008-09-02 12:13 pm

maybe it's a "what if?/elseworlds" comic

Why does [livejournal.com profile] smccloud's map of Western Europe depict a Germany that encompasses Denmark, the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, the eastern half of Austria, Hungary, and Slovenia (as well as Luxembourg and possibly Liechtenstein [thanks, [livejournal.com profile] eqe])?  UPDATE: Scott acknowledges and regrets the error.

Also, why does Google Chrome sound like Google is reinventing emacs as a Web browser, with Javascript instead of Lisp?

rone: (Default)
2008-09-02 12:13 pm

maybe it's a "what if?/elseworlds" comic

Why does [livejournal.com profile] smccloud's map of Western Europe depict a Germany that encompasses Denmark, the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, the eastern half of Austria, Hungary, and Slovenia (as well as Luxembourg and possibly Liechtenstein [thanks, [livejournal.com profile] eqe])?  UPDATE: Scott acknowledges and regrets the error.

Also, why does Google Chrome sound like Google is reinventing emacs as a Web browser, with Javascript instead of Lisp?

rone: (horse! pie!)
2008-04-02 10:03 pm
Entry tags:

at least it isn't microsoft

three lego duplo bricks that are marked 'GET UNIX on Intel - UnixWare' three lego duplo bricks that are marked 'Compaq' 'Dialogic' 'SCO'

At a UPS Store some time ago, while Kim waited in line, i noticed some Duplo bricks at a tiny table, so i sat at a tiny chair and started playing with them, until i noticed the HORRIBLE NAMES THAT STARED BACK AT ME.  What awful parent would let their child play with such evil toys?

rone: (Default)
2008-04-02 10:03 pm
Entry tags:

at least it isn't microsoft

three lego duplo bricks that are marked 'GET UNIX on Intel - UnixWare' three lego duplo bricks that are marked 'Compaq' 'Dialogic' 'SCO'

At a UPS Store some time ago, while Kim waited in line, i noticed some Duplo bricks at a tiny table, so i sat at a tiny chair and started playing with them, until i noticed the HORRIBLE NAMES THAT STARED BACK AT ME.  What awful parent would let their child play with such evil toys?

rone: (bofh)
2007-05-07 06:48 pm
Entry tags:

remember, kids, the 'l' in ldap stands for 'lightweight', not 'lolzors'

[livejournal.com profile] jdev: ... and of course LDAP will solve any problem you might possibly have.
[livejournal.com profile] allbery: No, no, LDAP just provides a framework in which ways to talk about the solutions of all the problems you might possibly have can be meaningfully discussed.

rone: (Default)
2007-05-07 06:48 pm
Entry tags:

remember, kids, the 'l' in ldap stands for 'lightweight', not 'lolzors'

[livejournal.com profile] jdev: ... and of course LDAP will solve any problem you might possibly have.
[livejournal.com profile] allbery: No, no, LDAP just provides a framework in which ways to talk about the solutions of all the problems you might possibly have can be meaningfully discussed.

rone: (mesna)
2007-05-01 01:03 pm
Entry tags:

thank you!  please tip your waitress.

CEO: I was talking to Bill Joy about our product and he said, "You have a billion-dollar problem.  I don't do billion-dollar problems anymore."
rone: You mean he quit after he created Java?

rone: (desolation jones)
2007-04-27 12:14 am
Entry tags:

FUCK. YOU.

$ ./jdk-1_5_0_11-nb-5_5-solx86-ml.bin
          Initializing InstallShield Wizard........
          Launching InstallShield Wizard........
The installer is unable to run in graphical mode. Try running the installer with the -console or -silent flag.

$ ./jdk-1_5_0_11-nb-5_5-solx86-ml.bin -console
          Initializing InstallShield Wizard........
          Launching InstallShield Wizard........
The wizard cannot continue because of the following error: Invalid command line option: console is not supported (1001) (403)

rone: (Default)
2007-04-27 12:14 am
Entry tags:

FUCK. YOU.

$ ./jdk-1_5_0_11-nb-5_5-solx86-ml.bin
          Initializing InstallShield Wizard........
          Launching InstallShield Wizard........
The installer is unable to run in graphical mode. Try running the installer with the -console or -silent flag.

$ ./jdk-1_5_0_11-nb-5_5-solx86-ml.bin -console
          Initializing InstallShield Wizard........
          Launching InstallShield Wizard........
The wizard cannot continue because of the following error: Invalid command line option: console is not supported (1001) (403)

rone: (horse! pie!)
2007-04-19 12:29 pm

my eyes are BLEEDING

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