rone: (evil)
2007-07-27 11:04 am
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before i go to work

You absolutely must go check out the loljesus at [livejournal.com profile] bryant's.

rone: (Default)
2007-07-27 11:04 am
Entry tags:

before i go to work

You absolutely must go check out the loljesus at [livejournal.com profile] bryant's.

rone: (teeth)
2005-07-26 05:36 pm
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more blasphemy

Did Jesus's multiplications of loaves and fish defy the law of conservation of mass and energy?  Or did he coalesce the stuff out of energy, Star Trek replicator-style?

rone: (Default)
2005-07-26 05:36 pm
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more blasphemy

Did Jesus's multiplications of loaves and fish defy the law of conservation of mass and energy?  Or did he coalesce the stuff out of energy, Star Trek replicator-style?

rone: (teeth)
2005-02-01 04:00 pm
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and now, a word from our heavenly sponsor

 
 

pope covers his ears and looks pained
"YOU HEARD ME, KAROL, I SAID STOP SCREWING AROUND, LET WOMEN BE PRIESTS, AND EXPEL THE PEDOPHILES, OR I'LL KEEP SENDING YOU BREAKDANCERS."

rone: (Default)
2005-02-01 04:00 pm
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and now, a word from our heavenly sponsor

 
 

pope covers his ears and looks pained
"YOU HEARD ME, KAROL, I SAID STOP SCREWING AROUND, LET WOMEN BE PRIESTS, AND EXPEL THE PEDOPHILES, OR I'LL KEEP SENDING YOU BREAKDANCERS."

rone: (evil)
2004-03-23 02:29 pm
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today's slice of blasphemy

<beaker> GRAGGGH DEAD BEATS CHRIST
<rone> hey, christ was the very first zombie.
<todd> He screwed it up a little, though, telling people to eat *his* flesh, rather than the other way around.
<rone> he was a little confused. i mean, he WAS the first one.

rone: (Default)
2004-03-23 02:29 pm
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today's slice of blasphemy

<beaker> GRAGGGH DEAD BEATS CHRIST
<rone> hey, christ was the very first zombie.
<todd> He screwed it up a little, though, telling people to eat *his* flesh, rather than the other way around.
<rone> he was a little confused. i mean, he WAS the first one.

rone: (quiet)
2003-04-07 01:11 am
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because i'm a mean-spirited fuck

"It was always my fantasy to eat the flesh of a god. Now, thanks to the miracle of transubstantiation, i fulfill my fantasy every week!"

rone: (Default)
2003-04-07 01:11 am
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because i'm a mean-spirited fuck

"It was always my fantasy to eat the flesh of a god. Now, thanks to the miracle of transubstantiation, i fulfill my fantasy every week!"