i have a mighty cinematic edifice in my pants

[rone]

Thanks to bryant.

Especially for 2wanda and rimrunner: Broog, Alien Film Critic, reviews "LotR: RotK".

Comments

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

I'd like to permit Broog to insert its ovipositor into my abdomen so that I can bear its hatchlings...unless, of course, Broog actually reproduces via implanting voraciously hungry live young into an incapacitated host, in which case, I withdraw my offer.

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

The review of "LA Confidential" reminds me: How the hell did they get a good performance out of Kim Basinger? Did they have Magic Acting Pills or something?

Also, I object to the characterization of Gandalf as powerless, for although he seemed to be taking the Prime Directive a bit too much by the book, he did clock Creepy Dad a good one with his stick.

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[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Also, what the hell happened to Russell Crowe after he made that movie?

Re: Moe? Say it ain't so!

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

He's practicing his two-fingered eye-gouge technique (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/10/1076175133905.html), I'm guessing.

[2wanda.livejournal.com]

"The most impressive combat sequence belongs to Legolas, who demonstrates the ancient elvish art of elephant-surfing..."

Hehehe. My favorite scene.

[2wanda.livejournal.com]

You have a mighty ... in your pant, especially for me and Genevieve?

Whoohooo! Threesome!

(Just kidding, G. I had to give him a hard time about this one.)