ol' fashioned dirty limerick

[rone]

There was once a young girl named Adele
whose vagina had quite a nice smell
She would rub to ensure
that the odor was pure
so her panties on eBay would sell

Comments

[2wanda.livejournal.com]

you are a sick puppy... but i love ya. (or maybe that's why i love ya. maybe i'm a sick puppy too?)

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm being a stickler, but doesn't "Adele" rhyme with "smelly"?

I leave the reformatting of the limerick to the reader.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

As far as i know, "Adele" is pronounced ah-DELL. I've never heard of anyone named 'a deli'.

I'LL STICKLE YOU!

[erikred.livejournal.com]

My mother's brother's daughters by common law include an Adele, pronounced "ah deli." The others are Naiellie and Naudie, and my uncle's actual daughter is named Ashley.

And, as you know, I work in Oakland. There are variations on spelling and pronunciation here that would drive Samuel Webster around the bend.

You be careful with your stickling; I now know your scent.

[hako.livejournal.com]

I know an AH-delay

[zadcat.livejournal.com]

The name Adele has two syllables, but there is another related name in French, Adélie, which has three. The well-known Adelie penguin is named after Adelie Land in Antarctica, named by French explorer Jules Dumont d'Urville after his wife. Now you know.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she was thrilled to be compared to a bird that waddles.

[denshi.livejournal.com]

The bird, however, was flattered.

[anavolena.livejournal.com]

do you raise your stepkids with that keyboard?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Sometimes i threaten to smack them with it...