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the morning show
R: [takes two squares of toilet paper, blows nose, wipes nose on sleeve]
K: You really needed more than two squares. Your nose is a Four-Square nose.
R: Are you saying my nose is a Charismatic nose? I'd say it's more of a Pentecostal nose... "My nose is filled with the spirit of God-da."
K: Seems to me that it's emanating from it, rather.
R: I have holy snot!
K: You think it's God, but it's snot!
[hilarity ensued]