"make me one with everything"

[rone]

A clutch of young boys just ran up to my door and knocked with alarming intensity.  "Sir, we need items!"  "Excuse me?"  "We're on a scavenger hunt and we need items, do you have some??"  "Um, guys, 'items' means 'things'.  I got things in here, but you need to be more precise."  I got some blank stares, but they were rescued by the supervising adult, who gave me a list of items, so i went to the kitchen and got an apple for them.

Comments

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

"Why yes, I DO happen to have some items! I also have some stuff, several objects, and if you're VERY VERY LUCKY, some THINGS."

[vampyrecat.livejournal.com]

"Items. We need items. I-TEMS. What are you, some kind of alien?"

[marknau.livejournal.com]

A buddy of mine worked for a mapping software company, and fielded a call from someone asking about the features of their software. One of the questions was:

"Do you use algorithms?"

[vampyrecat.livejournal.com]

I keep seeing "chemical free" sunscreen. What is it made of, then, true vacuum?

in little containers

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

It's actually better than the tiny blackholes that they were using...

[eb-oesch.livejournal.com]

An apple? Is this some kind of joke? Apples make us sick. We need money, so we can go down to the store and buy real food.

you must now move...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

Clearly as the degenerate intellectual in your area, you are a threat to the well being of citizens.

Please report to your round up place, to be rounded up, and squared away...

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

Pakled scavenger hunt. "We need items to make us go!"

Gnee, gnee.

[epileptikitty.livejournal.com]

An apple with razors?

How about a used governor? Take two, they're cheap!