name in search of a supervillain

[rone]

Cap'n Cockpunch

Comments

[sunburn.livejournal.com]

"But sir! You just can't go around punching people in the cock!"

"Quiet, boy! It's my calling!"

"OOOOOFFFF!"

"What if they

[notr.livejournal.com]

LIKE it?"

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

Oh. I though it involved punching *with* the cock.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Naw, then he'd be a superhero.

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Arched by Dr. Blockcock?

[wisn.livejournal.com]

His theme song. (http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics)

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

It's actually different from what people think. He actually gains his powers from a chilled alcoholic drink made from ground-up roosters.

He generally incapacitates his opponents by telling them the recipe.

do you recall CockKnocker...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

... from jay and silent bob strike back....

You may need competent legal counsel for protection against a look and feel suit on the grounds of emotional estrangement from evil overlords in an imaginary context....

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

Change the spacing and apostrophes, and you could have the name of a pub.

[mdyesowitch.livejournal.com]

I was thinking breakfast cereal.

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

That would presumably be a high-protein breakfast cereal?

I was imagining "The Cap 'n' Cockpunch", although I hate to think what the emblem for said pub would look like...

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Heh, there was a thread elsewhere on pub names just a few weeks ago...

[rbradakis.livejournal.com]

For a moment, I thought you must have discovered the supervillian identity of my friend jer_.