Wow... We used to use (a permutation of (http://www.bbchatter.org/archive/files/reply.form.html)) that form on bb.chatter on the VAX at JMU. We called it the "Standard Reply Form," or SRF.
It *has* to be older than that, because I'm sure it was used @JMU longer than 1992, as 1) We used a permutation of the form, and 2) I don't know anyone who read a.f.w. I bet dwenius/plord could speak to this.
I'll see what I can do. I queried some JMUVAX oldbies, and they suggest that the form's been used there since 1990 or so. High probability of crossover from Usenet. High probability of plord-culpability.
I never read alt.fan.warlord. I do, however, have a 1994 copy from alt.config which begins as follows:
STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (original by David Parsons) (who stole it from George McQuary) (who shamelessly appropriated the idea from Dave Sweeney)
Good idea. Paul was a dead end-- he imported it to JMU from talk.bizarre. He found one on t.b from '92 here (http://groups.google.com/groups?q=skinner+box+clueless+talk+bizarre+greatly+misunderstood&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=6943%40ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil&rnum=10).
The copy of the standardized reply form I have is from rpwhite; it was posted to talk.bizarre on the 11th of November, 1992.
Here's the copy I have: | From vpnet!tellab5!laidbak!newsserver.pixel.kodak.com!rpi!usc!cs.utexas.edu!sun-barr!lll-winken!taurus!ac13!rpwhite Sat Nov 14 10:20:53 CST 1992 | Article: 56121 of talk.bizarre | Xref: vpnet news.admin.misc:370 talk.bizarre:56121 | Path: vpnet!tellab5!laidbak!newsserver.pixel.kodak.com!rpi!usc!cs.utexas.edu!sun-barr!lll-winken!taurus!ac13!rpwhite | From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) | Newsgroups: news.admin.misc,talk.bizarre | Subject: Re: Clearly NOT a FORGERY | Message-ID: <6943@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> | Date: 11 Nov 92 00:05:06 GMT | References: <1992Nov8.192206.27224@wetware.com> <1992Nov10.174712.27216@wolves.uucp> | Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test | Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA | Lines: 82 | Status: RO | | news@wolves.uucp (The Wolfe of the Den) writes: | >drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes: | | | >Casting aspersions on NCSU because you are technically out-of-date is | >hardly conducive to you (already lacking) net.reputation. | -- | >Usenet Net News Administrator @ The Wolves Den (G. Wolfe Woodbury) | >news@wolves.durham.nc.us news%wolves@cs.duke.edu ...duke!wolves!news | >"The flame war is a specific Usenet art form." --me | >[This site is not affiliated with Duke University. (Idiots!) ] | | | USENET NEWS STANDARD FOLLOW-UP FORM | | | I TOOK EXCEPTION TO YOUR RECENT POST TO ___ news.admin.misc ___. | (newsgroup) | | IT WAS: | | XXX LAME. | ___ STUPID. | XXX MUCH LONGER THAN ANY WORTHWHILE THOUGHT OF WHICH YOU MAY BE CAPABLE. | | YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE FACT THAT: | | ___ WHAT YOU POSTED HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE. | (Mark only if above checked) | ___ IT WAS DONE BETTER THE LAST TIME. | ___ YOUR POST WAS A PATHETIC IMITATION OF ______________________. | (net.personality) | ___ YOUR POST CONTAINED SPELLING ERRORS. | XXX YOUR POST CONTAINED GRAMMAR ERRORS. | ___ YOUR POST WAS AN OBVIOUS FORGERY. | (Mark only if above checked) | ___ IT WAS DONE CLUMSILY. | XXX YOU HAVE A LAME LOGIN NAME. | XXX YOUR MACHINE HAS A STUPID NAME. | ___ YOU REPOSTED AN ENTIRE ARTICLE ONLY TO ADD ___ NEW LINES OF TEXT. | XXX YOU FLAMED SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN AROUND FAR LONGER THAN YOU. | XXX YOU FLAMED SOMEONE WHO IS FAR MORE INTELLIGENT AND WITTIER THAN YOU. | ___ YOUR LINES ARE 80 COLUMNS LONG OR LONGER. PLEASE ADJUST. | ___ YOU FAILED TO CHECK THE FOLLOWUPS-TO: LINE. | | | XXX THE .SIG YOU APPENDED IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE (check all that apply): | ___ YOU HAVE ___ SNAIL MAIL ADDRESSES WHICH NO ONE USES ANYMORE. | ___ YOU HAVE ___ PHONE NUMBERS FOR PEOPLE TO USE IN PRANK CALLS. | XXX YOU HAVE LISTED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES, WHICH NORMALLY CAN BE FOUND IN | THE HEADER AND SO IS REDUNDANT. | XXX YOU HAVE LISTED MULTIPLE EMAIL ADDRESSES. ARE YOU REALLY EXPECTING | PEOPLE TO SEND EMAIL TO YOU IN TRIPLICATE? | XXX YOU INCLUDED A STUPID DISCLAIMER. | (Mark only if above also) | XXX YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT BEING WITTY IN THE DISCLAIMER FAILED. | XXX YOU INCLUDED | (Mark all that apply) | XXX A STUPID SELF-QUOTE. | ___ A STUPID QUOTE FROM A NET.NOBODY. | ___ A RUSH QUOTE. | ___ A LAME ASCII GRAPHIC OF (Choose all that apply): | ___ USS ENTERPRISE | ___ AUSTRALIA | ___ COMPANY LOGO | ___ BICYCLE | | FURTHERMORE: | | ___ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF _________________________ | (newsgroup) | ___ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF THE NET. | ___ YOU MUST HAVE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IN A SKINNER BOX TO BE THIS | CLUELESS. | ___ THIS HAS BEEN POINTED OUT TO YOU BEFORE. | XXX IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT: | (check all that apply) | XXX YOU FIND A VOLCANO AND THROW YOURSELF IN. | ___ YOU GET A GUN AND SHOOT YOURSELF. | ___ GET A LIFE. | | COMMENTS:
To the rest of you wondering about rpwhite, he's doing fine. He's still happily married and is now taking care of his wife's teenaged niece and nephew in Pacific Grove.
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I think it was, actually, at least as far as I remember.
Ah, the golden days of a.f.w.... Some of mine are still in the archives, too.
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It *has* to be older than that, because I'm sure it was used @JMU longer than 1992, as 1) We used a permutation of the form, and 2) I don't know anyone who read a.f.w. I bet
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I notice
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STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
(original by David Parsons)
(who stole it from George McQuary)
(who shamelessly appropriated the idea from Dave Sweeney)
I'll go ask David Parsons if he remembers more...
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Don't know him. Be my guest. :)
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STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
(Anonymous) 2003-10-23 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)was posted to talk.bizarre on the 11th of November, 1992.
Here's the copy I have:
| From vpnet!tellab5!laidbak!newsserver.pixel.kodak.com!rpi!usc!cs.utexas.edu!sun-barr!lll-winken!taurus!ac13!rpwhite Sat Nov 14 10:20:53 CST 1992
| Article: 56121 of talk.bizarre
| Xref: vpnet news.admin.misc:370 talk.bizarre:56121
| Path: vpnet!tellab5!laidbak!newsserver.pixel.kodak.com!rpi!usc!cs.utexas.edu!sun-barr!lll-winken!taurus!ac13!rpwhite
| From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
| Newsgroups: news.admin.misc,talk.bizarre
| Subject: Re: Clearly NOT a FORGERY
| Message-ID: <6943@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil>
| Date: 11 Nov 92 00:05:06 GMT
| References: <1992Nov8.192206.27224@wetware.com> <1992Nov10.174712.27216@wolves.uucp>
| Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
| Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA
| Lines: 82
| Status: RO
|
| news@wolves.uucp (The Wolfe of the Den) writes:
| >drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
|
|
| >Casting aspersions on NCSU because you are technically out-of-date is
| >hardly conducive to you (already lacking) net.reputation.
| --
| >Usenet Net News Administrator @ The Wolves Den (G. Wolfe Woodbury)
| >news@wolves.durham.nc.us news%wolves@cs.duke.edu ...duke!wolves!news
| >"The flame war is a specific Usenet art form." --me
| >[This site is not affiliated with Duke University. (Idiots!) ]
|
|
| USENET NEWS STANDARD FOLLOW-UP FORM
|
|
| I TOOK EXCEPTION TO YOUR RECENT POST TO ___ news.admin.misc ___.
| (newsgroup)
|
| IT WAS:
|
| XXX LAME.
| ___ STUPID.
| XXX MUCH LONGER THAN ANY WORTHWHILE THOUGHT OF WHICH YOU MAY BE CAPABLE.
|
| YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE FACT THAT:
|
| ___ WHAT YOU POSTED HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE.
| (Mark only if above checked)
| ___ IT WAS DONE BETTER THE LAST TIME.
| ___ YOUR POST WAS A PATHETIC IMITATION OF ______________________.
| (net.personality)
| ___ YOUR POST CONTAINED SPELLING ERRORS.
| XXX YOUR POST CONTAINED GRAMMAR ERRORS.
| ___ YOUR POST WAS AN OBVIOUS FORGERY.
| (Mark only if above checked)
| ___ IT WAS DONE CLUMSILY.
| XXX YOU HAVE A LAME LOGIN NAME.
| XXX YOUR MACHINE HAS A STUPID NAME.
| ___ YOU REPOSTED AN ENTIRE ARTICLE ONLY TO ADD ___ NEW LINES OF TEXT.
| XXX YOU FLAMED SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN AROUND FAR LONGER THAN YOU.
| XXX YOU FLAMED SOMEONE WHO IS FAR MORE INTELLIGENT AND WITTIER THAN YOU.
| ___ YOUR LINES ARE 80 COLUMNS LONG OR LONGER. PLEASE ADJUST.
| ___ YOU FAILED TO CHECK THE FOLLOWUPS-TO: LINE.
|
|
| XXX THE .SIG YOU APPENDED IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE (check all that apply):
| ___ YOU HAVE ___ SNAIL MAIL ADDRESSES WHICH NO ONE USES ANYMORE.
| ___ YOU HAVE ___ PHONE NUMBERS FOR PEOPLE TO USE IN PRANK CALLS.
| XXX YOU HAVE LISTED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES, WHICH NORMALLY CAN BE FOUND IN
| THE HEADER AND SO IS REDUNDANT.
| XXX YOU HAVE LISTED MULTIPLE EMAIL ADDRESSES. ARE YOU REALLY EXPECTING
| PEOPLE TO SEND EMAIL TO YOU IN TRIPLICATE?
| XXX YOU INCLUDED A STUPID DISCLAIMER.
| (Mark only if above also)
| XXX YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT BEING WITTY IN THE DISCLAIMER FAILED.
| XXX YOU INCLUDED
| (Mark all that apply)
| XXX A STUPID SELF-QUOTE.
| ___ A STUPID QUOTE FROM A NET.NOBODY.
| ___ A RUSH QUOTE.
| ___ A LAME ASCII GRAPHIC OF (Choose all that apply):
| ___ USS ENTERPRISE
| ___ AUSTRALIA
| ___ COMPANY LOGO
| ___ BICYCLE
|
| FURTHERMORE:
|
| ___ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF _________________________
| (newsgroup)
| ___ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF THE NET.
| ___ YOU MUST HAVE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IN A SKINNER BOX TO BE THIS
| CLUELESS.
| ___ THIS HAS BEEN POINTED OUT TO YOU BEFORE.
| XXX IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT:
| (check all that apply)
| XXX YOU FIND A VOLCANO AND THROW YOURSELF IN.
| ___ YOU GET A GUN AND SHOOT YOURSELF.
| ___ GET A LIFE.
|
| COMMENTS:
-Orc
Re: STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
To the rest of you wondering about rpwhite, he's doing fine. He's still happily married and is now taking care of his wife's teenaged niece and nephew in Pacific Grove.