i am a man of constant sorrow

[rone]

Cyclone's come
Myanmar's bereft
It's been wiped clean
There's nothing left

BURMA SHAVE

Comments

[nixzusehen.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[whipartist.livejournal.com]

You are sick and wrong.

[missionista.livejournal.com]

I have some "get out of hell free" cards--remind me to give you one the next time I see you. You are absolutely going to need it after posting this.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

Why would he want one? It'll be much more fun in hell. All the cool kids will be there.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

This is, perhaps, the only occasion in which one can properly use the word "Awesomesauce".

[peglegpete.livejournal.com]

You are a delightfully horrible little man. If I wore a hat, it would be off to you, sir

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

So revolting I could kiss you.

[haineux.livejournal.com]

OK, I'll spam www.americares.org

Medicine companies are HAPPY to donate stuff. Your donation goes to pay for jet fuel to be used to haul that stuff to Myanmar. Effectively, one dollar of yours delivers more than one dollar's worth of medicine that will actually be used to fix people, like, 3 days from now.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

Oh you horrible horrible man. It took me all the comments *and* an additional read after that to see what you did there. Nice work.

You ARE In League With Princess Sparkle Pony!!!

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

I Am Just SHOCKED!!!

Where IS your Partiotism!!! Those Burmese MIGHT have Oil that we could liberate them for!!!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

HA. If there was any such chance, we would have liberated them decades ago. Who are you trying to fool? Go sit in the corner with Robert Mugabe and help him make a papier-mâché polar bear out of Zimbabwean dollars.

I am Just Shocked!!!

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

Who Can Forget How VALIANTLY Mugabe Fought against the Islamo-Fascists to keep america safe from the evils of Princess Sparkle Pony and her Red Fellow Travellors!!!

The Heroic Struggle Against The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony And Her Demonic Red Fellow Travellors (http://stringmetal.com/home.html)!!!

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

See also (http://thepoorman.net/2008/05/06/im-sorry-the-asshole-isnt-available-right-now-would-you-like-a-kick-in-the-teeth/). (Starting at around comment #10.)

Grampa blowed up Burma

[epileptikitty.livejournal.com]

My grandfather built oil well rigs in the 20's and 30's in Southeast Asia and India for BP (British Petroleum).

He was building wells going up the Irrawady River in the mid-30's when the Japanese invaded China and went down to Burma overland from the north. His division then proceeded back downriver, destroying the oil well equipment as fast as possible.