My somewhat educated guess is that they've something to do with the Navy, as it's situated between the North Island Naval Air Station and the US Naval Amphibious Base.
the Navy has a swastika-shaped building complex...
wow. you've got the beginnings of an action movie right here: computer geek, playing with google, discovers the Navy's dark secret. he mentions it to a few friends, but when they look, the image on the server has mysteriously changed. something fishy is going on! fortunately, he still has the cached image, so he hides a copy on a flash drive and conceals it somewhere.
while nosing around after dark, he encounters a mysterious female agent who won't say who she works for but warns him to stay out of this, because it's too dangerous for a civilian. he ignores her, and is thus in place to help her out of a tight spot later on. she is thus forced to allow him to work with her.
but why is he so obsessed? he confesses... his grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp... so sad! then guards catch them. oh no! sinister interrogation. daring escape. desperate call to warn his wife. too late! Navy Intelligence answers the phone! must rescue family!
masturbatory planning/gearing up sequence. breaking in. disabling guards. searching. locate weeping wife and impressed kids. but wait! sinister interrogator returns! sinister dude has guards try to beat agent's whereabouts out of him, but he's the hero, he'll never break! sinister guy sends some guards to look for agent, then reveals entire plot to hero & family. as he finishes, bazooka shell blasts through wall and kills him, followed by the agent! chaos! hero fights guards. agent fights guards. wife and kids fight guards, disabling them using clever kid tactics and conveniently placed blunt objects! yay!
but wait! there's a ticking time bomb! they have to stop it! wife says to come home, this isn't his fight, but no, he must be a hero. touching! hero and agent wind up in a strangely familiar building filled with giant pipes and lots of catwalks.
searching. fighting. agent is mortally wounded and either impaled, pinned by rubble, or otherwise unable to move. says she's ok, she'll cover his back. brief moment of sexual tension. if he weren't married... and she weren't about to die... so sad! but he must go! save the world!
more catwalks. more fighting. he gets shot in either the shoulder or the leg. finally, finds ticking time bomb. intense physical struggle with one last stubborn guard... utters clever catchphrase as he kills guard, saves the world.
cut to exterior. he emerges, limping, shirt half torn off, streaked with black grease and blood. his wife is there! with the Marines! (did we mention wife's father is a high-ranking Marine? no? oops!) he tells them agent is still in building. they send men in while he's checked out by paramedic.
as he and his wife are limping to their minivan, he overhears Marines saying they couldn't find the agent. ooh, uncertainty! he smiles to himself, thinking, "good, they left a dangling plot thread for a sequel."
the end.
yes, as a matter of fact, i have seen way too many action movies.
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wow. you've got the beginnings of an action movie right here: computer geek, playing with google, discovers the Navy's dark secret. he mentions it to a few friends, but when they look, the image on the server has mysteriously changed. something fishy is going on! fortunately, he still has the cached image, so he hides a copy on a flash drive and conceals it somewhere.
while nosing around after dark, he encounters a mysterious female agent who won't say who she works for but warns him to stay out of this, because it's too dangerous for a civilian. he ignores her, and is thus in place to help her out of a tight spot later on. she is thus forced to allow him to work with her.
but why is he so obsessed? he confesses... his grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp... so sad! then guards catch them. oh no! sinister interrogation. daring escape. desperate call to warn his wife. too late! Navy Intelligence answers the phone! must rescue family!
masturbatory planning/gearing up sequence. breaking in. disabling guards. searching. locate weeping wife and impressed kids. but wait! sinister interrogator returns! sinister dude has guards try to beat agent's whereabouts out of him, but he's the hero, he'll never break! sinister guy sends some guards to look for agent, then reveals entire plot to hero & family. as he finishes, bazooka shell blasts through wall and kills him, followed by the agent! chaos! hero fights guards. agent fights guards. wife and kids fight guards, disabling them using clever kid tactics and conveniently placed blunt objects! yay!
but wait! there's a ticking time bomb! they have to stop it! wife says to come home, this isn't his fight, but no, he must be a hero. touching! hero and agent wind up in a strangely familiar building filled with giant pipes and lots of catwalks.
searching. fighting. agent is mortally wounded and either impaled, pinned by rubble, or otherwise unable to move. says she's ok, she'll cover his back. brief moment of sexual tension. if he weren't married... and she weren't about to die... so sad! but he must go! save the world!
more catwalks. more fighting. he gets shot in either the shoulder or the leg. finally, finds ticking time bomb. intense physical struggle with one last stubborn guard... utters clever catchphrase as he kills guard, saves the world.
cut to exterior. he emerges, limping, shirt half torn off, streaked with black grease and blood. his wife is there! with the Marines! (did we mention wife's father is a high-ranking Marine? no? oops!) he tells them agent is still in building. they send men in while he's checked out by paramedic.
as he and his wife are limping to their minivan, he overhears Marines saying they couldn't find the agent. ooh, uncertainty! he smiles to himself, thinking, "good, they left a dangling plot thread for a sequel."
the end.
yes, as a matter of fact, i have seen way too many action movies.
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mmmm, Lance Henriksen.
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