i love the brassica

[rone]

To the tune of the Pixies' "U-Mass"

In Willow Glen of San José
is a garden full, full o' vegetables
We've collard greens, and mustard greens
and broccoli, and cauliflower
and brussel sprouts, and kale, too
and cabbage there, both red & green,
tur-nips — and kohl rabi
let's not forget the rutabay,
ta-baga

I love the brassica!
I love the brassica!
I love the brassica!
I love the brassica! (x2)

We slice `em up, and make a stir-fry, yeah
all those healthy greens

I love the brassica!
I love the brassica!
I love the brassica!
I love the brassica!
I love the brassica!

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

The disingenuous part of the song is that i don't care for most of that stuff. Well, that and we're not actually growing most of that, either.

[2wanda.livejournal.com]

We are growing about half of those.

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

You (GASP) LIED TO ME?
Sweet pickle relish! My tenuous hold on reality has been rammed like a tree full of ripe almonds. You do not love brassica? You do not crave your cabbages and brussel sprouts, your broccoli and cauliflower? Hold the butter and caraway seeds, Martha!

I must go away and reconstruct my mind . . .