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entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones ([personal profile] rone) wrote2007-04-19 12:29 pm
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my eyes are BLEEDING

We've launched quercus.caucho.com as a separate website dedicated to Quercus, Caucho Technology's 100% Java implementation of PHP.

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[identity profile] solipsistnation.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)

My god, man, this must be stopped!

[identity profile] baljemmett.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I could quite happily have lived without knowing about that -- you're a bad, bad man! *shudders*

[identity profile] dr-memory.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oy. On the other hand, if anyone can make something useful out of that concept, Caucho would be the folks. Resin is an amazingly ass-kicking product.

[identity profile] marknau.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Quieres gaucho? I don't understand your freaky moon language.

[identity profile] tskirvin.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Even looking at their web site, I can't see a good reason why anyone would want to do that.

Did they replicate the security holes too?

[identity profile] pootrootbeer.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)

"Quercus" is Latin for "WTF", right?

[identity profile] ptomblin-lj.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Two great tastes that go great together.

Perhaps it's an experiment to see if they can make PHP slower than Java?

[identity profile] rwx.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
erk ? wunk ? afkasfkl..
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[identity profile] xlerb.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
This is actually a good thing. You see, PHP is like highschoolers having sex: they're going to do it anyway, no matter how you try to prevent it, so they might as well be able to use protection. And say what you will about Java, but it at least attempts to be a safe language.

oh dear.... The Fall Of Western Civilization... Part VII

[identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)

Gosh, I have always worried about PHP, but can we now move on and Implement Perl in Python?

You know, important things...

[identity profile] urbeatle.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Someone needs to tell [livejournal.com profile] paracelsvs that PerlHP (http://wakaba.c3.cx/perlhp/) is no longer the most absurd language implementation ever.

[identity profile] tyggerjai.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Quercus, Stercus. It's an easy typo to make.

sol.
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[identity profile] cheesetruck.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah um.

Still not putting any Java crap on my servers, I don't care. Have dealt with that shit enough, do not have time for Java morons who can't solve problems.

Adding a new class of moron to the mix does not make it better.
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[identity profile] heliumbreath.livejournal.com 2007-04-22 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
For an encore you'll reimplement Windows in COBOL?

Actually, I suppose the GNOME project already did. You could probably still get in on the ground floor of redoing it in Perl, though.

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