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[rone]

We've launched quercus.caucho.com as a separate website dedicated to Quercus, Caucho Technology's 100% Java implementation of PHP.

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[xlerb.livejournal.com]

This is actually a good thing. You see, PHP is like highschoolers having sex: they're going to do it anyway, no matter how you try to prevent it, so they might as well be able to use protection. And say what you will about Java, but it at least attempts to be a safe language.

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

You have an interesting outlook on what the word "safe" means.