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finally, someone makes sense on the topic
"I don't believe that anybody should wish either way. Let him play and what he does, he does. But remember this: baseball is only as good and as strong as the records we break. That's what makes the game so strong."
-- Sparky Anderson, when asked if he would like to see Barry Bonds break Hank Aaron's home run record
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In light of your barry bonds commentary, and the kenny rogers world series controversy, I present:
The history of cheating in baseball. 1885-2006.
Pitcher: I just figured out if I put some stuff on this ball, it does funny things to get guys out.
Batter: If I put cork inside my bat, I can hit the ball harder.
Pitcher: If I scuff this ball, it will make good breaks.
Batter: If I put pine tar on this bat, it will be stronger.
Pitcher: If I put pine tar on this ball, it does funny things to get guys out.
Batter: If I crowd the plate, I can hit the ball better.
Pitcher: If I throw inside, the batter will not crowd the plate.
Batter: If I take anabolic steroids, human growth hormone, and testosterone, I can hit the ball harder.
Pitcher: If I take anabolic steroids, human growth hormone, and testosterone, I can throw the ball harder.
Batter: Now that the league is serious about steroids, I think I will crowd the plate.
Pitcher: I just figured out if I put some stuff on this ball, it does funny things to get guys out.
Looks like baseball has come full circle!
And as far as bonds breaking the record, I think I would prefer if he did not. It kind of sickens me to look at the home run leaders of 1995-2005 and see what drugs have done to our sport.