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entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones ([personal profile] rone) wrote2006-06-02 08:19 pm
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i need to find a way to inject this into conversation

"... the scourge of descriptivism, or as i like to call it, the War on English."

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[identity profile] qwrrty.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, that is so 1996. The terrorists have won, man!
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[identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you hate English so much?
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[identity profile] qwrrty.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
One word: that goddamn fucking split infinitive rule.

But, but, but--

[identity profile] vardissakheli.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If you split the infinitive, it's not one word anymore!

[identity profile] madbodger.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You prefer the prescriptivists? No split infinitives for you?
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[identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The proscription against split infinitives is a fairly modern invention, and as such i shun it. It makes no sense.

You are not Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

[identity profile] vardissakheli.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
and I do not claim President Johnson's use of the slang expression "cool it" in a major speech.

[identity profile] crankysysadmin.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
How about "the scourge of prescriptivism, or as I like to call it, the War on Reality."

(note capital "i" for first-person singular pronoun)

*ducks*
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[identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, i will cheerfully admit that the way i do it is wrong. But i'm flexible when it comes to things where meanings aren't altered, like when [livejournal.com profile] qwrrty pointed out that while "irregardless" is ugly and dumb, it can't really be confused for something like the opposite of "regardless". I think this is an important point. Someone else pointed out that a hard-core prescriptivist wouldn't use a word like "cool", and perhaps i wouldn't have fifty years ago, although each generation seems to have its own word for "cool" (dandy, groovy, etc.).

Just like anything else in life, harmless changes shouldn't be disallowed. If a misused word's meaning can only be divined from context, that's not harmless.

[identity profile] crankysysadmin.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, I didn't mean to be a jerk. I am a defender of good grammar, actually, but not because it is "correct"; I acknowledge the sociological effect that adhering to the rules of "Standard English" (a.k.a. "White English") has on hearers. In my opinion, it's important to be proficient at playing by The Man's rules so that in a pinch you can a) retain your social status and b) communicate precisely and unambiguously (because lots of people know The Man's rules). Slang definitions and informal usages vary too much by region to guarantee b), but I think informal rules and slang usage are the closest things we have to the core of language creation and development.