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[rone]

If a gay man and a gay woman marry, is it a gay marriage?

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[zadcat.livejournal.com]

And if they then divorce, which one is the gay divorcee?

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

That's the cool thing. THey can both be the gay divorcee. But they can't go to the U of Florida.

[mezdeathhead.livejournal.com]

yes-no.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

I knew a gay man and a gay woman. They were dating.

People asked them, "So, uh, what do you DO?"

"Well," they replied, "sometimes we do gay things, and sometimes we do lesbian things, and everyone's happy."

More power to 'em. At least they later admitted they were bi...

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

THe question of what do two girls do... that's sensible. But a guy and a girl who are dating? There are some guesses that one could make with a modicum of clue (or a magazine in a black wrapper). :)

[jwgh]

"You kissed a girl! That is so gay!"

[quaintance.livejournal.com]

I've always wondered about:

"If you keep kosher, can you have soy milk with soy pork?"

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

If you were kosher, you wouldn't have actual pork at all; it's dairy and acceptable meats you don't combine. So the question should be, "If you keep kosher, can you have soy milk with soy meat?"

[quaintance.livejournal.com]

Well, ok. but would soy pork be unkosher? If soy milk and soy meat were ok, would soy pork still be out?

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

Soy pork is kosher.

I thought this was answered definitively

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

back in the original Slap Shot movie: "Your wife's a lezzie! That means you're a . . . "

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna have to rent that. I still haven't seen it.

Neither have I.

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

I just had a friend who quoted it obsessively.