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[rone]

If a gay man and a gay woman marry, is it a gay marriage?

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[zadcat.livejournal.com]

And if they then divorce, which one is the gay divorcee?

[mezdeathhead.livejournal.com]

yes-no.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

I knew a gay man and a gay woman. They were dating.

People asked them, "So, uh, what do you DO?"

"Well," they replied, "sometimes we do gay things, and sometimes we do lesbian things, and everyone's happy."

More power to 'em. At least they later admitted they were bi...

[jwgh]

"You kissed a girl! That is so gay!"

[quaintance.livejournal.com]

I've always wondered about:

"If you keep kosher, can you have soy milk with soy pork?"

I thought this was answered definitively

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

back in the original Slap Shot movie: "Your wife's a lezzie! That means you're a . . . "