Entry tags:
"make me one with everything"
A clutch of young boys just ran up to my door and knocked with alarming intensity. "Sir, we need items!" "Excuse me?" "We're on a scavenger hunt and we need items, do you have some??" "Um, guys, 'items' means 'things'. I got things in here, but you need to be more precise." I got some blank stares, but they were rescued by the supervising adult, who gave me a list of items, so i went to the kitchen and got an apple for them.