rone: (cheese)
entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones ([personal profile] rone) wrote2011-09-21 09:57 pm
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i'll take "smart phone ads" for $200, alex

[SFX: didgeridoo]

ANNOUNCER: Huh ta speak Ostrayleen.

[Sleazy guy walks up to well-endowed woman and puts both hands on her breasts.]

ANNOUNCER: Multi-touch interface.

[Woman knocks out sleazebag with a right hook.]

ANNOUNCER: Haptic feedback.

[Enormous can of horse piss is slammed on the counter.]

ANNOUNCER: Beeah—*BZZZZT*GAAAH!

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