the horror, the horror

[rone]

"Man, don't you fucking get it??"

"Get what??"

"I am a LOSER.  A no-good, lame-ass, loser.  That's why i got this."

He pulls a Beretta from his closet.  *shlick-click* goes the gun as he loads a bullet into the chamber.

"Goodbye, world."

He aims at his temple, and shoots.  Once.  His brains blow out.  Twice.  Thrice.  Nothing happens.  He stares at the gun in disgust.

His friend laughs at him.  "Man, you ARE a loser!"