and the infidel was obliterated. the end.

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And the infidel comes upon the gods.

"Which of you shall i believe in?"

The gods look amongst themselves in confusion.

YHWH speaks.

"Huh?"

The infidel repeats his query.  "Which god should i want to believe in?"

Allah starts mumbling to himself.  Zeus starts whistling and crossing his eyes.  Odin cleans his nails.

"Er, colleagues?"  Viracocha speaks up.  "Let's confer."

They confer.

Manitou speaks to the infidel.  "Er, will a copy of our resumes help?"

"Certainly.  How about your sisters' measurements, too?"