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today's slice of blasphemy
<beaker> GRAGGGH DEAD BEATS CHRIST
<rone> hey, christ was the very first zombie.
<todd> He screwed it up a little, though, telling people to eat *his* flesh, rather than the other way around.
<rone> he was a little confused. i mean, he WAS the first one.