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Coen Brothers vs. Wachowski Brothers: FIGHT!

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[denshi.livejournal.com]

20 bucks on the elephant.

CYBAX!!!

[jwgh]

CYBAX!!!

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            FINISH THEM!!!!!!

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            PLUMMET!!!
 
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CYBAX!!!

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

I'd pay to watch "Bound" again.

There isn't enough money in the world to get me to watch "The Big Lebowski" again, ever.

Case closed.

counterpoint

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Miller's Crossing vs. Assassins.

(I don't even like Miller's Crossing that much, and it's still a no-brainer.)

[jwgh]

Strictly speaking, shouldn't Bound be compared to Blood Simple?

Or perhaps the commentary tracks on their respective DVDs should be compared.

Coens!

[lara7.livejournal.com]

The Coens have yet to pad one of their films with a gratitous Burning man/rave sequence. And while the chicks in the Wachowski Brothers films are hotter, that's not difficult when the Coens have the benchmark of pregnant Frances Mcdormand.

Point: Coens.

Re: Coens!

[palecur.livejournal.com]

I hope you aren't implying that a pregnant Frances McDormand is not hot. Because if so, you are MASSIVELY INCORRECT in ways defying multiple laws of thermodynamics.