The part about Darth Vader's Chest. I know that many of my friends have written tonnes and tonnes and tonnes of /fiction about how his manly male masculine chest must just heave with expectation and desire, and to think that you get to work there. Even if in your heart of hearts you want to be writing slash fiction about Dr. Phil and his Boy Toy Cramer, who was so totally ikky Yukky to go on the Jon Stewart show without Phil. I mean, what was anyone to think about Cramer after that show around moment, it's as if he had no respect for traditional family values and the sanctity of fanfic follies!!!