thanks, askesis

[rone]

Kitchen tool or sex toy?

Comments

[waider.livejournal.com]

" The handle is ergonomically designed for comfort and maximum leverage.".

Comfort. And MAXIMUM leverage.

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

No want!

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

I have a whole rack full of objects that are classifiable both as kitchen tools and as sex toys.

[elibalin.livejournal.com]

Triple-plated chrome construction over a zinc core makes the tool impressively weighty...

Yeah, that's what she said!

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, only one way to find out. *orders*

[eqe.livejournal.com]

The great part is how fully half the reviews are perfectly apropos either use.

[joepro.livejournal.com]

Steely dan.

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

"Try our new steam-powered edition today!"

[occhiblusf.livejournal.com]

Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow. Ow. Ow.

Ow.

[doctroid.livejournal.com]

Judging from its name, I'd say it's an anti-sex toy.

[rbradakis.livejournal.com]

I see no reason that it can't be both. Except that we're a vegetarian household, so it's unlikely to need to be in the kitchen...

[sambushell.livejournal.com]

If you're not sure, then you should buy two.

[epileptikitty.livejournal.com]

For the economy.

My standard answer, "For The Children!", does not work here. At all.

¡Si, Correcto!

[notr.livejournal.com]

Pineapple es mas macho que knife.