christmas ornament makers who should be fired

[rone]

In the vein of tongodeon's "should be fired" series:

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[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEUUUUUW.

Smart card contact pad designers who should be fired

[fanf]

[matrushkaka.livejournal.com]

Needs gold ring.

ah yes, the opening of Xmas....

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

now more than ever, we need more of these bend over patriotic church crusades against the unbeleivers!!!!!!

dear... gods...

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

I remember the 'goat' maneuver from the movie "Waiting" but I never knew about its lurid and storied online inspiration. Thanks for 'expanding' my world, Milkman Rone!

Re: dear... gods...

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

There's a flickr group called "first goatse"-- it's photos of the faces of people looking at that infamous picture for the first time. Shock, amusement, disgust, it's all in there.

Re: dear... gods...

[palecur.livejournal.com]

These are collected by our very own tongodeon, in one of his more, but by no means most, outré pastimes.

Re: dear... gods...

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

Alas, I read the watered-down Wikipedia entry on the site, not wanting to venture to the site proper using a work computer. I am now sufficiently warned.

Re: dear... gods...

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

The "buh" one of Ron Jeremy FTW!!

Re: dear... gods...

[notr.livejournal.com]

BEST reaction video EVAR! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fdad05b8c7)

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

While we're at it, I think I need a "clean" explanation of this:
http://threadpit.com/store/product.php?productid=242&cat=0&page=1

[palecur.livejournal.com]

Wikipedia has an article on '2girls1cup' for your horrified edification. You're better off not knowing.

Oops.

[notr.livejournal.com]

My other comment belongs here.

[wisn.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you didn't fall for a b3ta gag, did you?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

If i did, so did boingboing. Not that that's especially comforting.