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i think that i've had just about enough of "heroes"
"Heroes" is a comic book title on the TV screen, and it carries all of the dreadful drawbacks that you'd expect from your typical comic book:
- The plotting is twisty and leaky: a lot of it springs from the heavy reliance on time travel and precognition, which are being handled with a ham-handed grace. As for the stuff that doesn't, here's one: how did Bob know Peter would be flying Nathan back to that specific hospital and walking down that specific corridor so Elle could zap him? And my biggest complaint: why didn't Peter absorb Sylar's "instant comprehension" power?
- The characters are not interesting except for their powers: leaving aside the really dumb but insignificant things, such as various characters looking directly at the solar eclipse, the characters alternate between being railroaded into being dull and predictable, and doing crazy, nonsensical things just to move the story along (why was Candice all alone taking care of a complete psycho like Sylar? why did Bob put Peter in the cell next to the extremely dangerous Adam, through which they could speak?). To say the characters are two-dimensional is rather generous in at least half the cases.
- Women and Blacks fare poorly: Charles Deveaux: dead. D. L. Hawkins: dead. Monica Dawson: nearly injected with lethal virus. Simone Deveaux: dead. Micah Hawkins: alive, but his dad was killed and his mom's crazy and irresponsible (also, he's only half-black and not a woman and just a kid). The Haitian: almost died from Shanti virus. Eden McCain: dead. Angela Petrelli: scheming, manipulative, untrustworthy. Maya Herrera: toxic crybaby who's developing a taste for killing. Candice Wilmer: dead (didja notice she was a fatty? god forbid an overweight girl pretending she's thin! kill her!) Niki Sanders: dissociative, and of course all her alternate personae are indecent and unscrupulous, oh, and she's infected with a lethal virus. Molly Walker: her parents were gruesomely murdered by a serial killer and she was trapped in a nightmare. Elle Bishop: way-over-the-top clichéd crazy. Claire Bennet: teenage angst out the ass. Sandra Bennet: she talks to her Pomeranian and was a bit dotty even before she got repeatedly mind-wiped. Audrey Hanson: promising, and therefore written out. Caitlin McKenna: stuck in the grim meathook future. Janice Parkman: cheated on Matt, no explanation whatsoever. Heidi Petrelli: stuck in a wheelchair after horrific accident, but at least Linderman healed her. Yaeko: she's without the man she loves. Jackie the Other Cheerleader: dead. Charlie Andrews: dead. Virginia Gray: dead. Who does that leave? Oh, right, Nana Dawson, but she's barely appeared.
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wacky_hijinx to drop my subscription. How does a TV network pick up mediocrity like "Heroes" but not "Global Frequency"? Oh, right, "TV network".
This ought to segue into my oft-promised rant about the dismal world of DC & Marvel, but i've had a migraine all day and i'm feeling a little drained now.
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There's the dumbness of the Exploding Man thing, and that's bad, but the worst part was how *lame* Sylar was. He can STOP BULLETS midflight that he didn't see coming, but he can't stop Hiro when Hiro shows up, poses, screams, then runs across the distance to stab him - and doesn't stop time?
Bullshit. The entire fight with Sylar was bad. Badly written, badly scripted, inconsistent, and all kinds of other badness. It pissed me off so much that it ruined just about all the goodwill I had from the rest of season 1.
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Why didn't Peter fly off all by himself? Why did he need the tow from his brother? Speaking of which, why didn't the Haitian suppress Nathan's flight back when they pulled him out of bed? And why did they have the twins take the long way around from the DR to Venezuela, then through Central America and Mexico into the US? It defies belief that they'd be wanted for homicide in Guatemala and Mexico for a crime committed in the DR. OK, i think i'm done.
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Heroes sucks. It had promise, but they didn't bother even *trying* to keep things consistent, they made things up as they went along without worrying about previously established facts, and they simply assumed that the audience of a superhero story wouldn't care about little details like consistency.
Heroes is probably the best comic-book TV show ever.
And it's insulting to the intelligence and totally ass-tastic and worthless.
Because "best superhero TV show ever" means NOTHING in terms of good TV.
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Actually, this one they actually explained in the dialogue (in a flashback, but still). Peter was concentrating on not exploding and couldn't really do anything else.
Most of the rest, I agree about. I just think it's fun enough to work even without the consistency.
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We have it in hardcover at the store.
Two different versions of the cover, natch, (no difference inside, as best we can tell because they're shrink-wrapped).
Oh, and they run $30 a pop.
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I don't even watch the show, I don't know why I participate in these things.
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The thing I'm more interested in is how many classic and later-day Star Trek crew will end up on the show. First Mr. Sulu. Then Lt. Uhura (and also Malcolm the engineer from "Enterprise" as one of the Irish guys.)
Maybe they'll have more "Alias" cast members... It's a sad state of affairs when the trivia is more interesting than the show.
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If you have been following the show at all I highly recommend
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Also, I am shallow, and many of the actors (and actresses) are hot.
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Execution: C-/D+
Really, it's pretty clear how they should have written the season, starting with most of the content of this last episode, save for MAYBE the peter bits. I don't know why the Apocalypse Twins origin was so secret until now. Or the Story of Niki and DL. False "suspsense" is so played out!
I almost am done watching the show. But Monday was just a little bit below TOO AWFUL TO CONTINUE, (it was the do or die episode for me) so out of graciousness, I'll watch the next three.
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Get working on that Marvel/DC rant. I think they've got a few titles that are doing okay, but I'd like to hear your take, and I'd like to hear what else you think people should be reading. Double dog dare you!
Maybe I should do my own take on that as well...if I can remember everything I'm reading at the moment.
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Sylar: Despite eating Hiro's girlfriend's brain, he hasn't demonstrated much in the way of instant comprehension. At a guess, his powers aren't working because he's been injected with the Company's virus, so it's a two-fer: his powers don't work, and he's going to die unless he gets the cure. Plenty of potential drama there. Btw, Sylar _does_ have a power: bashing people's heads in with blunt objects. I mean, c'mon, what is it about this guy that lets him get close enough to brain people when they ought to know better?
Matt Parkman: He breaks your "women and blacks fare poorly" rubric; he's a borderline moron, and his dad abandoned him. We see from the dim future that with the proper fascist leadership, he'll become an eager Gestapo recruit.
Adam and Bob: If you can't kill Adam, your best bet is to keep him contained in a furnace. Leaving him waiting around in a cell, any cell, is just not a reasonable way to approach his incarceration. Hell, if you can regenerate yourself after breaking bones and such, the only thing preventing you from breaking out is your tolerance for self-inflicted pain and the structural strength of your bones vs. that of whatever's holding you in place. So, now that we've eliminated this as a reasonable means of keeping him in, we're left with either bad writing (probable) or continued collusion between Bob and Adam (less likely, but more dramatically attractive).
DL Hawkins: Capital WTF? I mean, you'd think the man would have phasing down as a freaking instinct. He took Linderman's shot to protect Nikki, but why the hell would he let some clubber scumbag shoot him-- especially when we've already seen him phase in a fistfight? Senseless death is not "edgy"; it's just bad writing.
The major selling point for continuing to watch Heroes (as opposed to picking up any of the current comic books out there) is that Heroes is free... and it's not Lost.
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Just because women and blacks fare poorly doesn't mean that the white dudes are all doing OK. At least Parkman's getting over his abandonment issues.
Can't kill Adam... did they try decapitating him and then splitting the skull down the middle? Hmmm? That's what Hiro should've done with Sylar instead of poking him and saying "Yatta!" like the total dork he is.
DL... man, let a guy get over being a jailbird, start doing honest work, saving lives, being a hero... fuck it, let's kill him. The show is called "Heroes" but it ought to be called "Super-Powered People With Issues". I really hope Micah decides to activate Skynet and get rid of everyone.
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