thou hast besmirched my good name, sirrah

[rone]

"Iraqi Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan... argued that instead of going to war with Iraq, Bush should participate in a personal duel with Saddam." Of course, Ari "i have no testicles and i must speak" Fleischer turned him down.

I think seeing Dubya in a fistfight might actually be more comical than listening to him speak.

Comments

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

I'd vote for a spelling bee. :)

"If Euripides pants, you will see the great warrior Testicles"

[jeff2001.livejournal.com]

Isn't Ari Fleischer the biggest prick on earth? Why any president would pick such an annoying cocksucker for a Voice is beyond me...but then again, my skin crawls when I watch Dubya speak too. As creepiness goes, Ari is only a little less creepy than Dubya, and probably only because he's closer to my age group.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

For me it's the reverse... Dubya's straining to his limits, whereas Fleischer is an oily weasel who ranks with Howard Stern, Jerry Springer, and ambulance chasers on the shallow end of the genetic pool.