Isn't part of the appeal of having 72 virgins to have them all there in a gaggle fawning over you? I figure you have to have 72 of them, especially if they're male, coz inept lovers means lots of premature action. I figure it'd take at least 72 male virgins to last long enough....

Maybe the clouds in heaven are made of rubber sheets so that the rain doesn't get all white and goopy. Maybe they could hire the recently-descended-to-hell to clean up the goop.

Of course I'm glad I asked. This is a nice diversion from writing silly capstone projects. (: