More likely, God hedges on the promise and says he'll give you 72 virgins...eventually. That way they might never meet. And the etenrity you wait will make sex with an inept virgin that much better, especially since you can't jerk it in heaven or else the rain would white and goopy.
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More likely, God hedges on the promise and says he'll give you 72 virgins...eventually. That way they might never meet. And the etenrity you wait will make sex with an inept virgin that much better, especially since you can't jerk it in heaven or else the rain would white and goopy.
Still glad you asked?