the kinder, gentler, lighter candidate

[rone]

"Look, you can't trust any politician farther than you can throw them. But I'm short and a vegan, so you can throw me pretty far -- way further than anyone else. I'm Dennis Kucinich and I want to be your new, portable president."

-- calebbullen (here)

Comments

[2wanda.livejournal.com]

ronebofh for president!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

If nominated, i will not run. If elected, i will not serve. If pantsed, i will not revenge.

I was just kidding on that last one.