beauty in unexpected places

As i Googled for something i'd written somewhere, i found something else i'd written:

like blooming flowers,
i seize your underwear thus —
behold! a wedgie

I just finished my first game of Civ4.  I delayed the ending by putting off the construction of the final spaceship component so i could see other civilizations put the smack down on the mouthy Egyptians.

It bothers me that Civ still treats diagonal moves as single moves.  PYTHAGORAS, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?  Updating the game and upping my RAM to 640MB improved things somewhat, although in the wonder movies, where the sound used to hiccup, both sound and video hiccup now.  Tomorrow, i'll probably try the third-party patch that mjlewis showed me and see how that does.

beauty in unexpected places

As i Googled for something i'd written somewhere, i found something else i'd written:

like blooming flowers,
i seize your underwear thus —
behold! a wedgie

I just finished my first game of Civ4.  I delayed the ending by putting off the construction of the final spaceship component so i could see other civilizations put the smack down on the mouthy Egyptians.

It bothers me that Civ still treats diagonal moves as single moves.  PYTHAGORAS, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?  Updating the game and upping my RAM to 640MB improved things somewhat, although in the wonder movies, where the sound used to hiccup, both sound and video hiccup now.  Tomorrow, i'll probably try the third-party patch that mjlewis showed me and see how that does.

you big fag!

I think i put my finger on why big flamers on TV (like Carson Fartknocker on "Queer Eye", Jack on "Will & Grace", and the bald guy on "Sex and the City") piss me off; they're homosexual minstrel shows.  They just shuck and jive because that's what the straights want to see them do.  I sure hope pop culture outgrows it soon.

you big fag!

I think i put my finger on why big flamers on TV (like Carson Fartknocker on "Queer Eye", Jack on "Will & Grace", and the bald guy on "Sex and the City") piss me off; they're homosexual minstrel shows.  They just shuck and jive because that's what the straights want to see them do.  I sure hope pop culture outgrows it soon.

ENOUGH

NO MORE FUCKING SANTA HAT VERSIONS OF YOUR REGULAR ICONS.  DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.

ENOUGH

NO MORE FUCKING SANTA HAT VERSIONS OF YOUR REGULAR ICONS.  DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.