fucking spammer... no, wait

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From: Career.Management <career.open@spammerfucks.invalid>
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You have been chosen for enrolment in the Career Alteration Program (CAP)

You have the choice of three new professions which are currently hiring. You
will have qualifications within 2 weeks for automatic acceptance.

1) Technical Power Engineer Management. Salary starts at $89,000 annually.
2) Trade Commercial Consultant. Salary starts at $74,000 annually.
3) Labor Manufacture Production Officer. Salary starts at $102,000 annually.

Please contact us immediatly in order to receive your certificates to start in
one of these careers.
Direct Office Line:
(206) 555-FUCK

Fucking spammers.  No, wait, Career Alteration Program?  It's from Adobe!  No, wait, it's a spammer.  FUCK!  A lot of recent spam of this tenor has had 206 phone numbers.  What the fuck is going on in Seattle?

Yes, i've been drinking.

fucking spammer... no, wait

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From: Career.Management <career.open@spammerfucks.invalid>
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Message-ID: <200410031433.i93JpdTw001864@www7.gmail.com>
Status: RO

You have been chosen for enrolment in the Career Alteration Program (CAP)

You have the choice of three new professions which are currently hiring. You
will have qualifications within 2 weeks for automatic acceptance.

1) Technical Power Engineer Management. Salary starts at $89,000 annually.
2) Trade Commercial Consultant. Salary starts at $74,000 annually.
3) Labor Manufacture Production Officer. Salary starts at $102,000 annually.

Please contact us immediatly in order to receive your certificates to start in
one of these careers.
Direct Office Line:
(206) 555-FUCK

Fucking spammers.  No, wait, Career Alteration Program?  It's from Adobe!  No, wait, it's a spammer.  FUCK!  A lot of recent spam of this tenor has had 206 phone numbers.  What the fuck is going on in Seattle?

Yes, i've been drinking.

friends don't let friends drunk-post to lj

OK, so i'm on my fourth beer and it was the last, lonely Red Hook ESB in the fridge, and nobody else spotted it, so that's cool.  And, um.  Yeah.  I have iTunes blasting music and people are milling around drinking beer and shooting the shit and climbing cubicle walls (not me, honest).  There's a vibe of nervous release floating about, and it's simultaneously exciting and enervating.  Maybe it's just the collective adrenaline wearing off.

That's all.  WOOOOO!!!!!  PARTAY!!!!

friends don't let friends drunk-post to lj

OK, so i'm on my fourth beer and it was the last, lonely Red Hook ESB in the fridge, and nobody else spotted it, so that's cool.  And, um.  Yeah.  I have iTunes blasting music and people are milling around drinking beer and shooting the shit and climbing cubicle walls (not me, honest).  There's a vibe of nervous release floating about, and it's simultaneously exciting and enervating.  Maybe it's just the collective adrenaline wearing off.

That's all.  WOOOOO!!!!!  PARTAY!!!!