i beg a favor

Could one of my Japanese-reading readers translate this page for me, please?

i beg a favor

Could one of my Japanese-reading readers translate this page for me, please?

i'll take two of... whatever it is

Between 101 and the South San Francisco CalTrain stop, you can see a billboard that reads,

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SANCTURA

trospium chloride tablets

Coming Soon!           

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So... what the fuck? Is this the future of drug ads? Tantalize consumers with the promise of a pill that will become available eventually that will treat an unspecified malady? "Say, doc, i saw this billboard, and you'll let me know when it comes out, right? `Cause i gotta have it!"

i'll take two of... whatever it is

Between 101 and the South San Francisco CalTrain stop, you can see a billboard that reads,

---

SANCTURA

trospium chloride tablets

Coming Soon!           

---

So... what the fuck? Is this the future of drug ads? Tantalize consumers with the promise of a pill that will become available eventually that will treat an unspecified malady? "Say, doc, i saw this billboard, and you'll let me know when it comes out, right? `Cause i gotta have it!"