because i stiffed the schwa &mdash meme two-fer
schwa242 expressed his displeasure with his freeloading friends. So, since i still owe him, "comment and i'll pick one of your LJ interests and compose a couplet or senryu, a veritable quantum of doggerel, if you will." First come, first served.
Also-or-alternatively, scan my interest list and ask about any that looks odd.