"MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN COOK!"

[rone]

First i started by making Kim oatmeal in the morning (yes, real oatmeal, not instant). Two days ago, i grilled hamburgers. Last night, i made meat loaf. My culinary experience grows in leaps and bounds.

Comments

[eviltofu.livejournal.com]

Soon you will be ready for sushi...

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

You need to make something with beans in it, so I can say...

yes,

you saw it coming...

NOW YOU'RE COOKING WITH GAS!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Ha! If i cook beans, i'll use epazote, and quash your flatulent humor!

[denshi.livejournal.com]

How does the convulsively twitching arm work out around the kitchen?

Congrats! Cooking is a unique joy. Now make me a pie.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

It's great for shooing the kids and dogs out.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

If a girl tried to beat me up, I'd be all like, "Get your ass in the kitchen and make me a pie!"

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Pie, eh. But brownies... now we're talkin'.

[merde.livejournal.com]

dude! you rock! now, let me tell you just how easy it is to make a thai curry...

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Dude, meta loaf is so crazy. At some point I decided it was no good at all, because the recipe my mother used was hamburger plus ketchup, and so I avoided it for years as an adult, then finally tried some meat loafs, and was surprised to find they were delicious.

And now strangers tell me I look like Meat Loaf. I'm not sure what to make of it.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I'm pinching a meta-loaf right now, if you know what i mean.