rone | "mounting hardware not included with purchase"

What the fuck is wrong with rednecks, part n of x: testicles for your truck. Hell, this site (which only works in IE) has "biker balls" and "keychain balls" for sale. I already HAVE a pair of balls i can feel when i stick my hand in my pocket, i REALLY don't need another one. What, is this for women with ball envy? Like having a truck isn't enough of a dildo? It's not enough we have to give our dogs fake balls, now our cars are next? What's next, men who stuff their pants with a V-8 engine miniature?