welcome to "as the rone turns"

[rone]

In today's episode, rone contemplates the eternal question: "Can a man have a lunch that consists entirely of marshmallows?"  Both miniature and large, the soft, sweet, and sticky white cylinders are consumed without pause, until he stops, suddenly.  He sees the open bag of walnuts, beckoning, whispering in his ear...  HE SEIZES THE BAG!  The walnuts will soon become his second course...