ext_291218 ([identity profile] glaucon.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] rone 2008-10-01 06:34 am (UTC)

also, I'd say there are too many unknowns and unknowables. maybe it's an undiagnosed prostate problem or a kidney stone or a hernia, but it's just as likely (probably more so) that it's a known disorder, or that he likes doing meth or acid or ecstasy before work, or that he's using some kinda weird arab strap device that constricts his ureter, or that he's doing kegels, or that he has three penises and a wasp crop and a tail.

also, even if it's a legitimate medical condition, the guy might be a mass murderer and you'd end up saving his life and he'd go on to murder thousands if not millions.

better keep it under your hat.

but if you were to hang up a few fliers about "how to tell if you have prostate problems", you'd be providing a community service to not only that mass murdering weird pissing fucker but also the hundreds if not thousands of guys who also use that rest room. so you should probably do that.


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