SSC: I like White Stripes because of Meg White's drumming. It's, like, the ultimate emo/punk: "My life sucks so much I can't even get a real drummer, I have to use my ex-wife. No, not use like that, man, just stfu." Call it a guilty pleasure.

(Actually, if you like folk rock, their brutal cover of "Black Jack Davey" is pretty good.)