rone | why i am an idiot, part n of x

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rone: "Man, one of the other guys gave me a good kick on the shin. It's sore."

Teammate: "Aren't you wearing shin guards?"

rone: "Sure, but it went right through it. Just like this, whack!" [demonstrates by whacking leg with fist] "Ow. OWWWWWW." [limps off to car]

rone doesn't do half-measures.

Don't assume an open hand is a half measure. I broke a board into three separate pieces just last night that way.

Oh yeah? Once _I_ broke a board just by yelling at it and hurting it's feelings.

Well, OK, I only broke its heart, but STILL.

What a bastard. I just hit them, I don't tease them.

Broads respect the hand more than the attitude anyway.

What? We were talking about 'boards'? Oh, crap, uh.... nevermind.