Paul has informed me that should you indeed come to my play, you will not enjoy it because to enjoy is to risk proceeding to a state of happiness and that cannot be.

So I'm here to tell you that in this particular play, you, the audience member, get to rant and shout at the people on the stage. You will not be happy, but you will gain some small satisfaction in insulting your fellow man. ::shrug:: At least I did.