i just can't handle working hard at being a jerk anymore.

I don't consider it 'work', it's more somewhere between a sport and an art form. Some people collect stamps, I trollering Mark Ferguson. And, having had quite a bit of experience at being a jerk, it's something I find quite easy to do, and venting it at witless nitnoids is probably healthy for the rest of my life. ...where I'm actually quite nice, really.