i think this has made the rounds...

[rone]

... but it's still a great sign.

I wonder if it's fair to infer that the espresso is NOT free.

Comments

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

I don't get it. Is it a puppy as in vicious child-eating snake? And espresso as in vicious child-eating snake? Because otherwise it doesn't sound very threatening to me.

[merde.livejournal.com]

have you ever seen a child on a caffeine jag before? imagine trying to explain to one why they can't keep the puppy.

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

Got it. The caffeine part I understood, but I couldn't understand why it came with a puppy. There's probably parents out there like me who don't get it, either. They would retrieve their kid and think, hey. Free puppy. Cool.

I shouldn't have kids.

[cheesetruck.livejournal.com]

No, it's not the worst thing in the world. At all. But, you see, neither is an unattended child from a home who'd take in a free puppy and give it a good home.