Hannity had the sock-puppet "Nobel-nominated" doctor on his radio show today, after Santorum was on and shat out his daily contribution.

Doc says "Oh, I examined Terri for ten hours. She can eat and swallow now, she can turn her whole body to try to look out the window, and with some therapy, she can relearn how to talk and will be able to go to restaurants and the movies and enjoy them."

Hannity: "Are they literally trying to murder Terri Schiavo?"
Sockpuppet: (guarded pause) "I really don't need another lawsuit."

I really, really wanted to drive to Hannity's radio studio with a torch and a pitchfork right about then, except that I wouldn't want to sink to that level.