here's the latest news... with a bullet

The NRA wants to buy a TV or radio station with the purpose of being declared a news organization, so that it may then become exempt from campaign finance law spending limits.

here's the latest news... with a bullet

The NRA wants to buy a TV or radio station with the purpose of being declared a news organization, so that it may then become exempt from campaign finance law spending limits.

the pope wears a miter saw on his head

[talkin' `bout the old "battlestar galactica"]

<Stemish_> i remember the phrase "For Sagan's Sake"... they worshipped Carl Sagan?
<ronebofh> don't we all?
<rone> billions and billions of worshippers
<Stemish_> well, i wasn't going to speak for everyone here
<Stemish_> some worship pork, after all
<Stemish_> mmmm...pork...
<rone> no, no... it's more of a holy sacrament than an object of worship
<rone> if we worshipped it, how could we eat it? what are we, catholics?
<Stemish_> ahh, thank you Brother Rone

the pope wears a miter saw on his head

[talkin' `bout the old "battlestar galactica"]

<Stemish_> i remember the phrase "For Sagan's Sake"... they worshipped Carl Sagan?
<ronebofh> don't we all?
<rone> billions and billions of worshippers
<Stemish_> well, i wasn't going to speak for everyone here
<Stemish_> some worship pork, after all
<Stemish_> mmmm...pork...
<rone> no, no... it's more of a holy sacrament than an object of worship
<rone> if we worshipped it, how could we eat it? what are we, catholics?
<Stemish_> ahh, thank you Brother Rone